Scatological Rites of All Nations or We Are the World, We All Poop

So this is my first post. Originally, I wanted to start with a profound statement on atheism, religion, politics, and how it relates to our existential struggle, but I've decided to go with poop.

I work at a University, in the library. Every once and while, when I'm in the stacks, a title catches my eye, and this practically jumped off the shelf into my hand, and heart.